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IRRESITIBLE Silliness: Determine YOUR New Name and Pass It On!

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day..... a number we all really need to work on getting higher!

Here is your chance today... follow the instructions to find your new name. Then pass this on to your friend's and family, letting them know what your new name is in the subject line!

(The following is an excerpt from a fun and popular children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey.)

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

The Evil Professor from this Fun Book Wants YOU to Change Your Name ...

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name according to this process above is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you to your friends and family to encourage them to learn their new name, be sure to include YOUR new name in the subject line ...

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, but adults laugh an average of JUST 4 times a day, and it's time to increase that number!

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