593If You Cross Your Eyes, or Scrunch Your Face, Will They Stay Like That Forever?
At a certain age, crossing your eyes - or parting your lips
wide as possible in all directions with your fingers, or pulling
your nostrils back so you looked like a pig, or countless
other creative variations of the face - was a premier form
of merriment, sure to entertain friends, siblings and strangers
in passing cars as much as it entertained you ...
That is, until mom or another "responsible" adult
noticed the facial acrobatics and issued the warning that
always turned the laughter to terror:
"If you keep doing that, your face is going to stay
that way!"

According to Dr. William Melms of the Marshfield Clinic-Stettin
Center, "Both making a face or crossing your eyes
are caused by voluntary muscle movements, and anything
caused by voluntary muscle movements will fatigue eventually
and will not stay that way.
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Imagining an entire life spent with a thumb in each ear,
fingers spread, eyes crossed, and tongue jutting out of your
mouth - how would you be able to eat, to sleep, to ride your
bike, to play on the monkey bars, and what would your friends
think of you then? -- you immediately pulled down the antlers,
uncrossed the eyes, sucked in the tongue, and overcompensated
by keeping your face as stiff and expressionless as possible.
But now, perhaps many decades after the fact but better late
than never, we're exposing the truth ...
Your Face WON'T Stay Like That
There is no recorded evidence of anyone's eyes or face actually
getting stuck as a result of childhood (or adulthood) facial
acrobatics. As a matter of fact, as you will read below, some
of those facial stunts can actually be beneficial to your
health!
On a serious note, 5% of all U.S. adults, and 5% of all U.S.
children, do suffer from misaligned eyes, or Strabismus.
Strabismus is more commonly referred to as a wandering, crossed,
or lazy eye, giving the appearance that they're looking in
different directions. In fact, the eyes are unable to focus
simultaneously on a single point causing a lack of binocular
vision. If the condition has been longstanding for the patient,
the brain learns to suppress, or turn off, one eye to avoid
double vision.
"Multiple factors could be responsible for eyes that
cross in (esotropia) and eyes that turn out (exotropia). They
include facial and orbital configurations and various muscle
imbalances and insertions," says ophthalmologist Dr.
Andrew Collins.

Contrary to the parental warnings, there is no evidence
that crossing your eyes will result in your eyes "staying
that way." Those with crossed eyes, or Strabismus,
are generally born with the condition - and fortunately
treatment these days is very safe and effective.
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Your Eyes Should Be Just Fine, Actually
It is actually normal for infants' eyes to wander up to 3
months of age. After 3 months they should be straight.
If a child purposely crosses his eyes, the eyes should return
to their normal position when the child relaxes. If not, there
is reason for concern. A muscle imbalance is causing the eye
problem. This would not be a cause of crossing
the eyes, however, but instead just a symptom of an issue
someone is born with. (Perhaps this happened to some child
in distant history, prompting the supposed basis for the old
wives' tale.)
Dr. Sumers, M.D., says that "you may look funny when
you cross your eyes, but your pupils will be just fine."
Exercising the muscles in your eyes will not harm you.
Treatment for Those with Strabismus
Surely for some parents, being sensitive to those who actually
suffer from crossed eyes was at least part of the reason for
the warning issued to their own kids.
Fortunately these days, if someone is suffering from Strabismus,
treatments such as special corrective glasses are generally
safe, common and effective.
Wayne State University's Professor John Baker, MD found that
treatment of Strabismus not only gives the patient an opportunity
to see correctly, but that "treatment can enhance self-esteem,
communication skills, driving, and a better chance at a career
advancement."
So what about scrunching up your face, or expanding your
cheeks as wide as they can go with air, or any of the other
facial expressions that kids intentionally make (and many
adults, such as those angry at their boss or spouse, often
unintentionally seem to make)? Is there a risk the face will
stay that way?
Not really.
Many of the muscles in the face are attached not to bones,
but to each other, or to the skin. We use these muscles to
make the huge variety of facial expressions that convey our
thoughts, moods, and emotions.
When you use these muscles and then relax them, it is part
of their "job" to return to the normal position.
Go Ahead and Make Those Faces ... It Can Be GOOD
for You!
It's
TRUE! You can make all the silly, nasty, ridiculous
faces you want. In fact, do a few of these facial exercises
to help relax tense muscles, release stress, and improve
circulation:
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Clenched smile. Grit your teeth and open your
lips as wide as they will go. Feel your lips, cheeks,
chin and neck stretch to their limit. Hold ...
and release. Repeat
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Scrunches Scrunch your face tightly. Using only
your facial muscles, purse your lips, draw your
cheeks in toward your nose, pull your eye brows
down and bring the flesh of your chin up toward
your mouth. Hold ... and release. Repeat.
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The Lion. Take a deep breath. All at once, exhale
forcefully, open your mouth wide, stick your tongue
out as far as it will go, say "Aghhhhhhh,"
and open your eyes wide and look up. Repeat.
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Cheek Pinch. Pinch your cheeks, by grabbing bits
of flesh and giving them a squeeze.
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The Moral of the Story
The next time you see a child making a silly face, don't
be afraid to join in on the fun. They will get a kick out
of it, others around may get a kick out of it, and you will
probably find that, after all these years, it still is quite
fun ... and funny. Plus it's safe and could even be beneficial!